Moustache Stash{

Colorful moustache mugs, from Uptown Avenue on Etsy (sold out)

briahere:

WANT.

Moustache Key Hook, $40, suddenly, it’s real! on etsy

onemoretimewithfeeling:

saramcpherson:

This is a stuffed moustache.

With a moustache.

Anyone who does not want this nestled amidst throw pillows on his or her couch will be taken out back and shot.

This rocks.

jasonpermenter:

YOU GUYS. Over at the paperdollwoodshop Etsy shop, they have this incredibly kick-ass moustache salt and pepper shaker set. I know. It’s ridiculously cute.

Straight from the item description:

imagine this conversation taking place at your next dinner party…

your friend: ‘OMG is that a mustache salt and pepper shaker?!?!?!’

you: ‘totally.’

SOLD.

thedailywhat:

Coolest Pillow Ever of the Day: Naturally, Etsy seller Sally England’s ultra-boss 16 x 16 white twill and woven Mr. Moustache Pillow, with its four interchangeable velcro moustaches (Fu Manchu, trucker, gentleman, and salt ‘n’ pepper), is all sold out.

Until such time as it is once again available for purchase, I have no choice but to lie on my crummy, facial-hairless pillow, and dream moustachioed dreams.

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